TYPO3 Survivor
12x installiert, 0x produktiv genutzt
Documentation Archaeologist
Found docs from 2009 still being referenced
composer install --ignore-platform-reqs
Master of forcing things that shouldn't work
It works on my machine
...and only on my machine. Always.
Stack Overflow Devotee
Question from 2011, accepted answer: "Nevermind, fixed it"
RIP localhost:8000
Killed and resurrected 9.999 times